comedic left 4 dead pictures

mostly motivators, but hey. open the full post to see all the full-sized pictures.

if you’re bored…

read this list. disclaimer: i cannot 100% guarantee the factual authenticity of these statements.

• 315 entries in Webster’s Dictionary will be misspelled.
• A 10-gallon hat barely holds 6 pints.
• A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.
• A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.
• A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
• A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.
• A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee in the morning.
• A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
• A walla-walla scene is one where extras pretend to be talking in the background — when they say “walla-walla” it looks like they are actually talking.
• Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under is cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.
• Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
• Ben and Jerry’s send the waste from making ice cream to local pig farmers to use as feed. Pigs love the stuff, except for one flavor: Mint Oreo.

left 4 dead voice commands

while searching the vast expanse of the internet in search of a list of voice commands for left 4 dead, i was disappointed by the lack of a complete list. so, i thought, why not just copy/paste them all and make my own? exactly.

to bind a vocalization to a key, (so that when you press the specified key, it activates the voice command, like how pressing ‘r’ will reload your weapon), enter the following code into your console, or add it to your autoexec.cfg:

bind “KEY” “Vocalize NAME OF VOICE COMMAND”

so, for example, entering

bind “q” “Vocalize PlayerDeath”

will have your character scream when you press the ‘q’ key.

to use two simultaneous actions (like laughing while reloading), use the following code:

bind “KEY” “+ACTION;Vocalize NAME OF VOICE COMMAND”

so, like i exampled above, to laugh while reloading ammo, use this code:

bind “r” “+reload;Vocalize PlayerLaugh”

jump to the commands.